Did you know that there are a whole bunch of ways of saying caca. I had a job at Raytheon early on, and there was a bathroom stall that had a bunch of definitions for caca. They were in a row, with everyone adding on. When someone added MCREC, that was the end.
Talking about Raytheon bathrooms, I was just leaving one when someone came in and started to pee. He did about 8 giant loud and very long farts while standing at the urinal.
That brings up another Raytheon bathroom memory. Some janitor put up a sign saying "Don't put cigarette butts in the uniral." Someone crossed out "uniral" and put in "urinal." That, of course, prompted someone else to cross out "urinal" and re-write "uniral." That went on for a while -- urinal, uniral, urinal, uniral. Finally I crossed out the last one and wrote in "unrail." I think that was the end, and the sign was removed.
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