I guess I'll double post today to get everything back in synch.

Boston.com is not working, so I have no crossword puzzle and no sports section. And there is volcanic ash from Monserrat all over the place. Plus my bratty black cat is missing again. And, there is no rain. I should use the rain stick.

I'll be doing a lot of stuff today. Probably get a lot done.

French toast today, and then a trip to Frenchtown. How about that!

So howdy doody aroonie to you. And June 24 is a good day to do a wicked poop right in your face. That's right, a poop in the face today. Or, go to the beach.

398 = 2 x 199. Two factors. Speaking of two, did you know that I have two balls, two arms, two hands, two nostrils, two ears, two eyes, and two kidneys? You probably knew that.

Fourth place. However, it will soon move to the top. Like in a few seconds.

The Boston Red Sox won again last night, actually outscoring the opponents 15-5. This was the one zillionth straight win.

This is not a post either, because I have no time today. Going to walk a dog.

Ah, post 394. That is 2 x 197. Not many factors. I guess we have to wait until 400, when there will be a lot of them. 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 5 x 5 to be precise. But I am not going to tell you what they are until we actually reach 400, so no peeking.

Cold pizza for lunch again. Same thing I had yesterday. But it was good, and I have some more left for tomorrow.

The billboard is not going to be illuminated again.

Gonna send a letter to Paradise Lumber today. Har har hardy har har. They won't like it too much, I bet.

We'll be eating spaghetti tonight. With Italian sauce. Full of hot Italian sausage, onion, pepper, turkey meatballs, oregano, crushed red pepper, and some Prego. Yum yum yum.

I would say that I slept really fast last night, if I slept at all.

I am not going to do any posting today in this blog. So there. If you want to read a post today in this blog, then you will have to pretend there is a post, because there isn't.

I have to help some lady find a villa to rent over Christmas. So I will probably do that this morning. Wicked.

What if I typed the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Would that be every letter in the alphabet? I think it would. So there!

Good grief. Duck tonight. MJ is going to cook it. At least that's the plan. Go to Aqua Bistro for dinner, and you are guaranteed duck. Or lobster.